1 midget story; adventureous

Have you ever had a midget grinding up against your leg? Well I can now say that I have. As usual with situations like this it was all Grahams fault. It was a Friday night and here in Austin that means the place to go is 6th Street. If your a fan of live music, food, and booze (and if you're in this town and you're not, then 'keep on walking boy') then this is the street. Country, blues, rock, BBQ, Mexican, Italian... you'll find it on 'Dirty' 6th. So after a superb meal and some margaritas at the Iron Cactus we stopped in at a few other places and ended up at a roof top bar overlooking the street below. Surprisingly the DJ had obviously decided that the perfect music for the almost exclusively white, middle class audience was some dirty hip hop/RnB!! And more surprisingly he was right!! We Caucasians seem to like nothing better than to pretend we have style and rhythm and dance around to black music. Unfortunately almost none of us can pull this off with the necessary deftness or panache. All of which means that the dance floor was packed with highly lubricated individuals showing off their 'considerable' disco moves. Women however do have a little bit of freedom. Most have the luxury that all they need to do is sway and gyrate in a sexy manor and all is well.

Such was the observation that I was explaining to my partner in crime. And so to prove my point Graham took it upon himself to do his best Beyonce impression and shake his money maker for all it was worth. Now such a display in the animal kingdom would surely attract any number of female admirers that were within sight, and this was no different. Before either of us could even react we had a couple of ladies grinding away right back in response to this jaw dropping show. The only thing being one was of a pint sized proportion, and the other, how can we say, was not.
This was a little and large double act that was not on TV back in the 80s!
It is fair to say neither of us were prepared for such an occurrence and we each fell back instantly into the polite British gentlemen mode and smiled, laughed, and backed away slowly and apologetically.

After retreating to a safe distance and taking a moment to consider what had just befallen us. I came to the only obvious conclusion that Grahams posterior, when shaken in a provocative manner is like a homing beacon to any modestly sized women who are drawn like a moth to a flame, and are unable to do anything about it.

So as of now any gyration on Grahams part are strictly prohibited and are only to be attempted under laboratory conditions under the supervision of trained experts.

On another note entirely. If you are a fan of comics, animation, or art in general, check out this guys web-site: http://www.artofakira.com/ I happened to catch a lecture from him at the South by South West Digital Expo and it was mind blowing. The detail and passion that went into the making of one the most influential and ground breaking films of all time is truly inspiring.

So until next time...

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